K’s out of town this week. IIRC, this is the first week since we’ve been married that she’s out of town and I’m still at the house. I figure that’s gotta give me a good sense of what I’m actually like without her, um, civilizing influences. Helpfully summarized in the table below:
| Behavior | Change |
| Television watching | decreased |
| Computer use | increased |
| Work while at home | increased |
| Bowling averages | way up |
| Mini-golf scores | way down |
| Alcohol consumption | slightly increased |
| News consumption | greatly decreased |
| Food variety | decreased |
| Food quality | no change |
| Food healthiness | no change |
| Time spent preparing food |
decreased |
| Stereo/music listening | increased |
| Time spent in bed/sleeping | decreased |
| Quality of sleep | increased |
| Sex | non-existent |
| Exercise | increased |
No real observation here, certainly nothing that’s statistically significant (let’s see you construct a double blind study of a man’s activities when his wife is a thousand miles away). Just amusing myself really. Next up… the amazing idiocy of George Bush photos captioned with “Miss me yet?” But right now, it’s Ghetto Pop Life… go ahead, I’ll wait while you cue it up.