Archive for the 'Funny' Category

Monday, December 25th, 2006

HR should be so proud His first book was Migraine (1970). “It was not until I arrived in New York and began seeing patients in a migraine clinic in the summer of 1966 that I began to feel a little stirring of the intellectual excitement and emotional engagement I had known in my earlier years,” […]

if only I had known…

Monday, December 25th, 2006

Wow – the 10 most dangerous toys of all time.  If only I had known, I would have had Christmas presents for my nieces (just kidding mom). The scary thing is that I remember most of these.  The disappointing thing is that we never owned any of them. But if you really want to lose […]

i blame etselec

Monday, December 11th, 2006

it’s probably not fair to blame etselec, but i do. You scored as Friedrich Nietzsche. Well you’re an egotistical maniac, and you are so very iconoclastic that you probably are currently lost in a post-modern Jupiter, I mean jungle of self-definition. Don’t let it get you down though, someday, through a willful onslaught of reinterpretation […]

why i love the internet – reason 768

Friday, November 17th, 2006

The Disney illustrated Communist Manifesto… link p.s. fwiw, some of this is Warner Bros. and Hannah Barbara (but who’s keeping score) ESPN boasts what it oakley sunglasses says is the most widely used fantasy NFL Jerseys Cheap football site in the country. The company said in October of last year that the app had about […]

daily dose of the surreal…

Thursday, October 5th, 2006

When your day is lacking surrealism, visit the Nietzsche Family Circus      In the limited time Vick spent on the field on Sunday, it was evident that Pittsburgh were trying to minimise his impact and simply come away from StLouis with a win. As Pittsburgh’s offence relies so heavily on the play of its quarterback, […]

this is *so* wrong

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

How White and Nerdy Are You? The general manager coach combination of Reggie McKenzie and Jack Del Rio is among the smartest and savviest in the league. The roster is deep and talented, witness them qualifying for the playoffs for the first time in 14 years. Even the infamous Black Hole fan base has become […]

Piled higher and deeper

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

Last week a friend pointed me to a comic that accurately described my life for four and a half years. Piled Higher and Deeper is a PhD comic strip. After reading just a few, I couldn’t help but think, “how did I miss this for all these years?” It turns out that the comic started […]

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad – chemistry teacher?

Friday, September 15th, 2006

According to Manolo’s critique Ahmadinejad dresses like a high school chemistry teacher: Briefly and remarkably, the President of the Iran wears the same khaki windbreaker, wrinkled trousers, cheap oxford shirts, scruffy beard and wild eyes favored by the aging high school chemistry teachers everywhere. Yes, in his youth he was the firebrand who would shake […]

memo to K

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

Dear K, In the 13 years that we’ve been married, there has been one constant in our life – plumbing problems. Last night’s 3am catastrophic water heater failure coupled with the emergency reinstallation I had to perform this morning was the final straw. This memo is to inform you that if we ever buy another […]

i may have a new theme song

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

you just gotta love weird al. not sure who made the video piece, but that’s pretty cute too. Good afternoon. My cheap oakleys sunglasses name is Doris and I will be your conference operator today. At this time, I would like to everyone to the Q3 Fiscal Year ’16 EA Earnings Conference Call. [Operator Instructions] […]