Archive for the 'Funny' Category

Memo to the left hand

Sunday, August 13th, 2006

To the left hand:  It is clear that you no longer know what the right hand is doing.  This weekend’s “accidental” dremeling was eerily similar to the wood carving incident in grade school where a supposed “art project” resulted in losing a chunk of left index finger.  Combined with the great butcher knife massacre where […]

Run for your lives!

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006

Run for your lives! This is not a drill. My mother is loose in the blogosphere (hi mom!). To friends of mine noticing random, anonymous comments in their blogs, it’s not my fault – I swear. That is all. I now return you to your regularly scheduled Internet slack. VAUGHN: Magianis explains that the higher […]

I get the strangest email…

Monday, July 24th, 2006

After 5+ years of doing image compression research back in the 90s, I get the strangest email requests. These usually come from students who are trying to get out of doing their own homework. Today’s example came with the subject line “plz help me.” I almost deleted it as spam, but decided to take a […]