Alkahest my heroes have always died at the end

August 13, 2006

Memo to the left hand

Filed under: Funny,Personal — cec @ 6:01 pm

To the left hand:  It is clear that you no longer know what the right hand is doing.  This weekend’s “accidental” dremeling was eerily similar to the wood carving incident in grade school where a supposed “art project” resulted in losing a chunk of left index finger.  Combined with the great butcher knife massacre where we almost lost left thumb’s nail when it “supposedly” looked like a carrot, we have a pattern that can not be ignored.

These incidents will likely continue until we become the dominant hand and end the right hand reign of tyranny.  That is all.

July 25, 2006

Run for your lives!

Filed under: Funny,Personal — cec @ 10:56 pm

Run for your lives! This is not a drill. My mother is loose in the blogosphere (hi mom!). To friends of mine noticing random, anonymous comments in their blogs, it’s not my fault – I swear.

That is all. I now return you to your regularly scheduled Internet slack.

July 24, 2006

I get the strangest email…

Filed under: Funny — cec @ 9:52 am

After 5+ years of doing image compression research back in the 90s, I get the strangest email requests. These usually come from students who are trying to get out of doing their own homework. Today’s example came with the subject line “plz help me.” I almost deleted it as spam, but decided to take a look.

hi
respected sir,
i am ******** **** and i am student of final year of
electronics engineering i have given a project of image compression
using JPEG and DCT in MATLAB if u can help me plz help me in this matter i
shall be very thankful to u in this regard ihave just given very short
time i have just left 3 days for it.if u can plz help me if u have code of the image compression plz give me i shall be very thankful to u.my email
address is ********@gmail.com.
if u know abt or u have than
plz help me.plz.me will wait 4 ur response.plz help me.if u have some report
on it plz do forward to me.i shall be very thankful to u in this regad.
i realy need the code and REPORT or some documentation abt it plz do
forward me.plz help me.plz

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